CONGRATULATIONS!
YOU ARE...

Hammetchington™ Tama Chu Arcade DX Super Pocket Egg Hyper Pet 100-in-1 XXXVII MADE IN CHINA™

YOU ARE HAMMETCHI. YOU CANNOT ESCAPE DESTINY. YOU SHALL BE CURSED FOREVER.

BACK AT IT AGAIN I SEE, OLD FRIEND... ESCAPING REALITY AGAIN. YOU KNOW, YOU REALLY HAVE ME WORRIED SOMETIMES. SOMETIMES YOU TAKE THIS "WEBSITE" TOO SERIOUSLY... ARE YOU FEELING OKAY? YOU KNOW, YOU CAN ALWAYS TURN OFF YOUR BROWSER. BUT BOTH OF US KNOW... THAT YOU'RE STILL TRAPPED INSIDE YOUR OWN WALLS, AREN'T YOU?