dream diary

In this dream, I was in a Watamote themed mall, it had stores themed around Tomoko and everything. At some point, I felt hungry and decided to see the food court, which had a Watamote themed McDonald's. The McDonald's logo was pink, and next to it, was a giant cardboard cutout of Tomoko. I went to order my food, but before i got to the counter, everything around me turned into a classroom. I saw a few of my old friends in there, and went to talk to them. Out of nowhere, my clothes were gone, and all I was wearing was a t-shirt with Homer Simpson on it. I ran to the teacher, who was a green bootleg of Hatsune Miku, and asked if I could go to the restroom to put some clothes on. When I stepped out of class, a slideshow of lego pieces started to play on my vision, and the last picture to show up on the slideshow was a tweet post which said "Me and my friends at school created a group about moomins and anti osama bin laden activity". Curiously enough, the picture of the person tweeting it was Moomintroll with a large beard. As the slideshow ended, I was at a school's courtyard, there was no one there, but I could hear screams. I looked around, but found no one, and then I started to wake up.

I had a dream last night where I was at nintendo NYC playing the demo of Donkey Kong Bananza. You played as Mario, but you could move around super fast and do spin dashes like Sonic for some odd reason. There was a huge mountain of junk for Mario to climb, it was almost like a 3d open world version of "Getting Over It", pretty similar to "Only Up". Somehow, I got inside of the game, and my first instinct was to climb, to which one point, I got stuck, since the platform I had to jump to was too far away for me to reach. I remember giving up and jumping down the cliff, and the moment I touched the floor, I was completely fine. Trying to make myself feel better, I started singing a song, which I guess made the world happy, making everything turn into a big empty supermarket. I went to get a bottle of milk, but I noticed every product was expired, making me spit it on the floor. There was a shopping cart behind me, which I knew was mine, but suddenly, Abboud from Block 13 showed up and stole it from me, running away with my cart. I tried catching up to him, entering the door he ran into, but I realized the floor of the room was going downhill, which made me trip and roll all the way down. I tried getting back up, but my vision darkened, and the credits of a Mario Kart game started playing in my vision, after that I woke up.

I was inside a mall's restroom. There were a bunch of human noses covered in blood inside my pockets, and the moment I held them in my hands, the mall security saw me and took me to a small, weird looking prison. Behind bars, I was thinking of ways to escape, so I turned into a small little blue creature with just two legs and a pair of black eyes. With my small size, I now managed to walk between the bars and get out. As I walked through the mall, there were two women selling flowers, and the moment they saw me, they screamed, as I was the small blue creature. Both of them chased me around, so I ran inside a book store to hide from them. There was a credit card on the ground, so I used it to buy a book. I gave the book to the girls, and that made them stop chasing me. I headed towards the mall's exit, and when i went through the doors, I turned into my normal human (?) self again.

I just remembered this dream I had last year. I was inside my house, the grass outside was very soggy and green, and it was heavily raining. I figured it was great weather to walk my dog, so that's what I did. As we walked, the streets looked like rivers, and it felt like me and my pup were the only ones on this world, quite literally, because all of the homes in the neighborhood were empty, no people to be found. In the middle of the road, I saw an old japanese man, and the weird thing about him was that he walked backwards, like a video tape rewinding. A police car showed up and stopped right next to him, the officers just took a look at him and drove away. The old man started to dance... backwards, and at one point he tripped, falling onto the soaked road and disappearing into the water.

I was with my older sister in a forest trail, and we were getting ready to head home. I looked at her and said "Hey, we're still dreaming right?" and she just confirmed it, I guess that my brain realize it was actually a dream. I held an avocado in my hands and made it rot in seconds, then I tried making people show up, but that didn't work. I saw a trash can in the distance with some text on it, I stopped to read the text, and it was amazing in a way, just a mess of nonsensical words scrambled together. After that, I was now in my old school at night time, which felt really eerie. I headed upstairs and there was this weird shadowy creature in the stairs, making scary noises and disappearing into the darkness. I got upstairs and entered some random classroom, turning the teacher's computer on to mess around with it. I heard noises outside, so my first tought was "i'm gonna scare whoever is in here". I saw a small woman in the hall and i screamed to scare her, but she didn't really care about my presence... then, my sister showed up, wondering where I've been, and the dream slowly faded out.

I've had multiple dreams this night, but the one that really stuck to me was a dream where Nekojiru partnered with McDonald's. The place had Nekojiru themed tables, it was funny.

a video was playing in my vision, it showed a minimalistic map of brazil, and it was a really shitty old 3d cgi. it zoomed in a state near the south and on the shore, i cant recall which one it was but the name of the state kept being said by the monotone female narrator at least 5 times before stopping. once zoomed in on this unknown state, the narrator started telling a story about a creature that lived on the local flower fields and farms. i cant recall their name, but they also were a very shitty cgi. their body was grey-ish and very skinny, had red shining orbs as eyes and had horns. the creature was actually extremely similar to the character in the painting "A Cuca" by Tarsila do Amaral, except creepier with shifted colors. anyway, the whole thing about this creature was that they murdered the local farmers and destroyed entire farms over night, which then i suddenly was back in real life, and in a big field at night time. the weird thing was that i couldnt move, and i could only see a small cabin in the distance with the light turned on. i could hear two farmers talking to each other on my right side, and they were having a conversation about how dangerous it would be to build a greenhouse, since according to one of them, plants release toxic gases that could kill humans.

all of the sudden, i saw my uncle, and i could move again. i runned towards him, wishing him a "happy birthday" for some reason... it was now daytime, and i was in place that looked more like europe than brazil. there were big green mountains on the distance, all of them with snowy peaks and pine trees around. i saw a table with some of my family eating chicken, i walked up to them and for some reason i said: can i get a konata respect? which they all replied with "sure, konata respect." ( what the fuck was that???). i saw a cute family of skunks walking by, probably because i was watching cute skunk videos before falling asleep. the mushrooms on grass were colorful and red, making the scene very cute.

had a dream where an ancient goat man with very bad teeth, who lived deep in the woods, told me a tale about his idol, which also had bad teeth, so bad in fact, that his idol used a fake set of teeth. the story was about his idol, who was also a goat, running away from predators in the woods. at one point, the predators corner him on the edge of a cliff with a running river at the bottom. he fell down the cliff, and his body was never found, except for the fake set of teeth. the other critters at the forest would cry in front of the river, their tears mixing with the flowing water. (i'm pretty sure it was a metaphor for something stupid)

today's dream was about a colony of alien pudding snails invading my room in the middle of the night. there were about 12 of them, and large one who i assume was their leader. the snails were made out of pudding, and even though pudding is one of my favorite desserts, they actually looked extremely disgusting. they covered my room in caramel goo, it was a bit stressful.